Canto I WHAT dire offence from amrous causes springs, | |
| What mighty contests rise from trivial things, | |
| I singThis verse to Caryll, muse! is due: | |
| This, evn Belinda may vouchsafe to view: | |
| Slight is the subject, but not so the praise, | 5 |
| If she inspire, and he approve my lays. | |
| Say what strange motive, Goddess! could compel | |
| A well-bred Lord t assault a gentle Belle? | |
| O say what stranger cause, yet unexplord, | |
| Could make a gentle Belle reject a Lord? | 10 |
| In tasks so bold can little men engage, | |
| And in soft bosoms dwells such mighty rage? | |
| Sol thro white curtains shot a timrous ray, | |
| And oped those eyes that must eclipse the day. | |
| Now lapdogs give themselves the rousing shake, | 15 |
| And sleepless lovers just at twelve awake: | |
| Thrice rung the bell, the slipper knockd the ground, | |
| And the pressd watch returnd a silver sound. | |
| Belinda still her downy pillow prest, | |
| Her guardian Sylph prolongd the balmy rest. | 20 |
| T was he had summond to her silent bed | |
| The morning-dream that hoverd oer her head; | |
| A youth more glittring than a Birthnight Beau | |
| (That evn in slumber causd her cheek to glow) | |
| Seemd to her ear his winning lips to lay, | 25 |
| And thus in whispers said, or seemd to say: | |
| Fairest of mortals, thou distinguishd care | |
| Of thousand bright Inhabitants of Air! | |
| If eer one vision touchd thy infant thought, | |
| Of all the nurse and all the priest have taught | 30 |
| Of airy elves by moonlight shadows seen, | |
| The silver token, and the circled green, | |
| Or virgins visited by Angel-powers, | |
| With golden crowns and wreaths of heavnly flowers; | |
| Hear and believe! thy own importance know, | 35 |
| Nor bound thy narrow views to things below. | |
| Some secret truths, from learned pride conceald, | |
| To maids alone and children are reveald: | |
| What tho no credit doubting Wits may give? | |
| The fair and innocent shall still believe. | 40 |
| Know, then, unnumberd Spirits round thee fly, | |
| The light militia of the lower sky: | |
| These, tho unseen, are ever on the wing, | |
| Hang oer the Box, and hover round the Ring. | |
| Think what an equipage thou hast in air, | 45 |
| And view with scorn two pages and a chair. | |
| As now your own, our beings were of old, | |
| And once inclosed in womans beauteous mould; | |
| Thence, by a soft transition, we repair | |
| From earthly vehicles to these of air. | 50 |
| Think not, when womans transient breath is fled, | |
| That all her vanities at once are dead; | |
| Succeeding vanities she still regards, | |
| And, tho she plays no more, oerlooks the cards. | |
| Her joy in gilded chariots, when alive, | 55 |
| And love of Ombre, after death survive. | |
| For when the Fair in all their pride expire, | |
| To their first elements their souls retire. | |
| The sprites of fiery termagants in flame | |
| Mount up, and take a Salamanders name. | 60 |
| Soft yielding minds to water glide away, | |
| And sip, with Nymphs, their elemental tea. | |
| The graver prude sinks downward to a Gnome | |
| In search of mischief still on earth to roam. | |
| The light coquettes in Sylphs aloft repair, | 65 |
| And sport and flutter in the fields of air. | |
| Know further yet: whoever fair and chaste | |
| Rejects mankind, is by some Sylph embraced; | |
| For spirits, freed from mortal laws, with ease | |
| Assume what sexes and what shapes they please. | 70 |
| What guards the purity of melting maids, | |
| In courtly balls, and midnight masquerades, | |
| Safe from the treachrous friend, the daring spark, | |
| The glance by day, the whisper in the dark; | |
| When kind occasion prompts their warm desires, | 75 |
| When music softens, and when dancing fires? | |
| T is but their Sylph, the wise Celestials know, | |
| Tho Honour is the word with men below. | |
| Some nymphs there are, too conscious of their face, | |
| For life predestind to the Gnomes embrace. | 80 |
| These swell their prospects and exalt their pride, | |
| When offers are disdaind, and love denied: | |
| Then gay ideas crowd the vacant brain, | |
| While peers, and dukes, and all their sweeping train, | |
| And garters, stars, and coronets appear, | 85 |
| And in soft sounds, Your Grace salutes their ear. | |
| T is these that early taint the female soul, | |
| Instruct the eyes of young coquettes to roll, | |
| Teach infant cheeks a bidden blush to know, | |
| And little hearts to flutter at a Beau. | 90 |
| Oft, when the world imagine women stray, | |
| The Sylphs thro mystic mazes guide their way; | |
| Thro all the giddy circle they pursue, | |
| And old impertinence expel by new. | |
| What tender maid but must a victim fall | 95 |
| To one mans treat, but for anothers ball? | |
| When Florio speaks, what virgin could withstand, | |
| If gentle Damon did not squeeze her hand? | |
| With varying vanities, from every part, | |
| They shift the moving toyshop of their heart; | 100 |
| Where wigs with wigs, with sword-knots sword-knots strive, | |
| Beaux banish beaux, and coaches coaches drive. | |
| This erring mortals levity may call; | |
| Oh blind to truth! the Sylphs contrive it all. | |
| Of these am I, who thy protection claim, | 105 |
| A watchful sprite, and Ariel is my name. | |
| Late, as I ranged the crystal wilds of air, | |
| In the clear mirror of thy ruling star | |
| I saw, alas! some dread event impend, | |
| Ere to the main this morning sun descend, | 110 |
| But Heavn reveals not what, or how or where. | |
| Warnd by the Sylph, O pious maid, beware! | |
| This to disclose is all thy guardian can: | |
| Beware of all, but most beware of Man! | |
| He said; when, Shock, who thought she slept too long, | 115 |
| Leapd up, and waked his mistress with his tongue. | |
| T was then, Belinda, if report say true, | |
| Thy eyes first opend on a billet-doux; | |
| Wounds, charms, and ardours were no sooner read, | |
| But all the vision vanishd from thy head. | 120 |
| And now, unveild, the toilet stands displayd, | |
| Each silver vase in mystic order laid. | |
| First, robed in white, the nymph intent adores, | |
| With head uncoverd, the cosmetic powers. | |
| A heavnly image in the glass appears; | 125 |
| To that she bends, to that her eyes she rears. | |
| Th inferior priestess, at her altars side, | |
| Trembling begins the sacred rites of Pride. | |
| Unnumberd treasures ope at once, and here | |
| The various offrings of the world appear; | 130 |
| From each she nicely culls with curious toil, | |
| And decks the Goddess with the glittring spoil. | |
| This casket Indias glowing gems unlocks, | |
| And all Arabia breathes from yonder box. | |
| The tortoise here and elephant unite, | 135 |
| Transformd to combs, the speckled, and the white. | |
| Here files of pins extend their shining rows, | |
| Puffs, powders, patches, bibles, billet-doux. | |
| Now awful beauty puts on all its arms; | |
| The Fair each moment rises in her charms, | 140 |
| Repairs her smiles, awakens every grace, | |
| And calls forth all the wonders of her face; | |
| Sees by degrees a purer blush arise, | |
| And keener lightnings quicken in her eyes. | |
| The busy Sylphs surround their darling care, | 145 |
| These set the head, and those divide the hair, | |
| Some fold the sleeve, whilst others plait the gown; | |
| And Bettys praisd for labours not her own. | |
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