Quayle was a twink. He got all the way through the sixties without dying from an overdose, being institutionalized by his parents or getting arrested for nude violation of the Mann Act on a motorcycle. At least he was a draft-dodger—although Dan timidly joined the National Guard instead of bravely going to his physical in panty hose.
ATTRIBUTION:
P.J. (Patrick Jake) O’Rourke (b. 1947), U.S. journalist. “Attack of the Midget Vote Suckers,” Parliament of Whores (1991).
