Respectfully Quoted: A Dictionary of Quotations. 1989.
| NUMBER: | 1970 |
| AUTHOR: | Irwin Shrewsbury Cobb (1876–1944) |
| QUOTATION: | If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed. |
| ATTRIBUTION: | Attributed to |
| SUBJECTS: | Washington, D.C. |