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Shontelle's Monologue

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That intimidating girl, twirling her hair, crossing her arms, and snazzy fake glasses. Nah! Shonster we’re not fooled! We love you regardless though! Our little baby has grown up; she learned how to cook vegetable kugel and was even promoted to head OKA! Shannel, we love your chilled personality and desire to make every person feel comfortable. You are the number one person to talk to whenever we’re having a bad day or something’s going wrong. Not to mention world’s best target buddy. As the youngest of the family, Shanshi has no choice but to follow in her sister’s footsteps and be pampered by her older brothers, who do everything for her. No wonder she is the laziest of the bunch-her 95 year old Polish cleaning lady does it all! Except when it …show more content…

Speaking of dreams that never happened…. Shontelle’s many attempts at dieting fail the minute she walks past sandwich bar, but she never wastes her money on drinks, because they’re frivolous, of course... Our dear
Rosita is a budding shadchan, guitar expert, renowned performer, junk food specialist, and above all, professional song writer! Shayri comes up with random obsessions that that we all get dragged into as well. She knows all of the hock about Miami/Yeshiva Boys choirs and the Kinderlach. With her construction worker hands, Shanina finds the best rings to accessorize with, always adding more to the collection. Our dear bob banged Ramona has spent a lot of time perfecting her looks for all places and occasions, as we know all too well. She may be too modest to admit it, but our brilliant friend graces us with her presence in the “special” honors English class and the elite Touro English group. Shani’s home is our official chill house, stocked with funky blue and white cookies, piles of Ami magazines, and of course the full series of Harry Potter. Our little drama queen has

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